#1: Hawkeye vs Green Arrow

I am so excited for this first match up between DC Comics "Justice League" vs Marvel Comics "The Avengers". Today the two archer heroes face off against each other to prove their mettle.

Name: Clint Barton

Affiliated To: The Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., Founding member of West Coast Avengers

Background: Orphaned at a young early age, he was raised in a circus where he learnt archery. He later fell out and joined Black Widow who seduced him to help her take down Iron Man. Later he came to senses and then joined the Avengers vowing to rid the world of evil.

Spouse : Mockingbird

Name: Oliver Queen

Affiliated To : The Justice League

Background: Oliver Queen is a wealthy, playboy, philanthropist much like Batman and Iron-Man. He became the archer when he was left stranded on an island after his ship sank and had nothing to defend himself except a bow. He practiced his archery on animals and later took out a gang of smugglers in the island which made him believe that he could put his skills to better use by saving the world from bad villains.

Spouse : Black Canary

LET THE FIGHT BEGIN !!!!

Justice League vs The Avengers

Well you most probably are wondering from where I have actually got the idea to make these 2 awesome superhero teams fight, so let me explain…The show “The Deadliest Warrior” is a show I love and it compares stats and fights heroes and warriors who have never met in a battlefield before and then predicts what the outcome might have been by simulating a 1000 battles fought between the 2 warriors.. So I thought to myself, why not try this with the 2 greatest superhero teams –

The DC Comics

 “Justice League” 

vs 

The Marvel Comics 

“The Avengers

Phatalogy - A new science

Phatas are basically PJs or poor jokes. At one point of time in my hostel, the jokes cracked were so bad that we had to standardize them and provide a measuring tool for them. So the three of us (Soumabha, Suraj and Aditya )  along with Apurv Srivastava, Rishab Raj and the master of them all Viswadeep Sarangi (mentioned here as Deepun) formulated the following laws just for fun. Then we had them documented and posted so that it might provide some amusement to you guys as well.