Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Voldemort vs Joker

Movies come and go ... Awesomeness stays forever !! The Dark Knight Trilogy and The Harry Potter Series are something that people wont forget very easily but when two of the greatest antagonists of the series face off.. Who shall win the battle?

Presenting to you, modeled after the JLA vs Avengers series - Voldemort vs Joker

VoldemortName: Lord Voldemort (Tom Marvolo Riddle) / You Know Who
Affiliation: Leader of Death Eaters in JK Rowling's Harry Potter Series
Background: Through his mother's family, he is the last descendant of wizard Salazar Slytherin, one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the leader of the Death Eaters, a group of evil wizards and witches dedicated to ridding the Wizarding World of muggles and establishing Voldemort as its supreme ruler.


JokerName: Joker
Affiliation: The Dark Knight's biggest enemy
Background: Joker is depicted as a maniacal criminal mastermind who terrorizes Gotham City and whose goal is to plunge it into anarchy. The Joker has been described as a "psychopathic, mass murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy."


LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!!



Voldemort vs Joker


Skill:

Voldemort is extremely powerful,clever and ruthless. He can read minds and shield his own from penetration. In the final book, Voldemort flies unsupported, something that amazes all those who see it. Voldemort, like his ancestral family, is a Parselmouth, meaning he can converse with serpents. Voldemort's knowledge of magic is more extensive than any wizard alive. Dumbledore has hailed him to be probably the most brilliant student Hogwarts had ever seen. Voldemort's wand is made of yew, whose sap is poisonous to symbolizes death.

Although Voldemort remains highly accomplished and prodigious in skill, he is enormously lacking and highly inept in the most powerful magic, love. This inability to love and trust others proves to be Voldemort's greatest weakness in the series.

Voldemort

The Joker is portrayed as highly intelligent and skilled in the fields of chemistry and engineering, as well an expert with explosives.The Joker has cheated death numerous times, even in seemingly inescapable and lethal situations. He has been seen caught in explosions, been shot repeatedly, dropped from lethal heights, electrocuted, and so on, but he always returns once again to wreak havoc.

Joker has been portrayed as physically frail to the point that he can be defeated with a single punch. He is, however, consistently described as agile.

Voldemort: 85/100
Joker: 75/100

Intellect:

Although Voldemort has an awesome  knowledge of magic, Joker's wit is no less. The way he engineers his lethal actions define him. Besides this Voldemort , in the course of seven books, at times commits blunders, which the Joker more or less doesn't.

Joker

Voldemort: 75/100
Joker: 85/100

Battleground:

Basically, it all comes down to
A) Which spell Voldemort tries on him
B) Whether or not the Joker can disarm Voldemort.
In unarmed combat, Voldemort has no advantage. When it comes down to with magic, Crucio or Imperio won't work because  Joker loves pain and has great will power to survive these curses. Only one  unforgivable curses would do him any good "AVADA KEDAVRA". We also do not know if Voldemort could survive model world weapons like Bazooka, machine guns etc. As such the competition would prove really stiff.

Result:

TIE ( Although my heart says Joker won :P)

6 comments:

  1. Interesting review of both the characters, had fun reading it. Why a tie, you can declare joker as winner, after all it's your blog :)

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    1. @Saru thanks for reading. Well it's a tie because I fear the dark lord :P

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  2. I believe that Voldemort won because joker doesn't have knowledge about the horcruxes and he doesn't know how to destroy them plus he wields a army of death eaters and trolls

    so i believe that voldemort would win fair and sqaure

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    1. But then, Joker has tricked death on a number of occasions, we all know that. As far as the horecrux are concerned, yes that's what makes it a tie. Neither would die and hence the tie

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  3. this is awesome. do you have anything else that is amazingly breath taking like this. oh, and i agree with you i fear the dark lord yet the batty's #1 villain would have won the match.

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